On the personal life of the nerdy madman

I'm socially awkward. I don't talk unless spoken to. My smiles when you talk to me are obligatory. I panic when put in a crowd. Worse if it's a crowd of phonies. Dumb leechers who know nothing but clothes, money and sex. They talk ugly, they laugh ugly, they look ugly. I don't have many friends and don't dare to be one. Now carry on.